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hoax
It's BACON!!!
Joined: 23 Nov 2005
Posts: 3400
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Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:35 pm |
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DANCE OF THE HAPPY WAR KITTY !
"what a lovely afternoon" jezebelle thought to herself ,
"I do believe I'd enjoy a bit of shopping"
Jezebelle spent hours shopping . She bought a beautiful bouquet of catnip, and a scratching post .For lunch , she found a most splendid piece of smoked salmon .
Jezebelle was a very happy cat , indeed .
On her way home, Jezebelle heard a thunderous racket ! She turned her head in fright to see what the fuss was all about . There , heading straight for her was an SUV on full throttle !
The truck screeched to a halt , tires smoking , and a cat jumped out and onto the hood of the lumbering behemoth .
"YO , MY NAME IS SCRAGGLES AND I RUN THIS HOOD !!"shouted the rude kitty .
"What hood ?" asks Jezebelle , "The hood of your car ???"
"NO , THE OTHER HOOD" Scraggles shouted again .
"Oh , so you mean the hood on your head ." Jezebelle knew what the rude kitty was talking about , but was not about to let such a vulgar feline ruin her day .
Scraggles yelled in frustration "NO. DANG IT . THE MALL , DANG IT . THIS MALL IS MY TURF!" .
"Oh . I thought it was your 'hood' . You silly , silly neanderthal." Jezebelle replied smugly .
"THAT'S IT , PUFFBALL , YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN !!!" Scraggles yelled while leaping at Jezebelle's throat .
Jezebelle quickly dodged and pounced on top of Scraggles' back . Scraggles squirmed out from underneath and wrestled Jezebelle to the ground .With fire in his eyes , Scraggles gripped Jezebelles' belly with a vice like grip . Suddenly , there was a rustling sound coming from a nearby bush . As if from nowhere , a sleek black and white cat sprung forth from the shrubbery with the speed of a cheetah.
The black and white cat tore at Scraggles' head with unforgiving fury . Scraggles was launched into the air , and landed with a terrible thud . Scrambling to get back into his SUV , Scraggles muttered " I'll get you next time , peaches."
"Oh thank you !" Jezebelle beamed at the black and white cat . "What is your name?"
"I am known as Shadow" He replied . "Do I smell salmon?"
Jezebelle said"Only the best salmon ever.I'd be ever so happy if you'd have dinner at my place"
You know what happens next . . . . .
And they lived happily ever after ! |
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